Valley View Casino sent me an invitation to see a football game in their skybox at Qualcomm Stadium. I hate football, but would like to see the skybox (which I was told is nicer than the one I was in at Petco Park). And my mom likes football and wants to go, so it will be a nice chance for her to see me get pampered by a casino, and wonder where she went wrong, raising such a degenerate gambler.