In the spirit of Bob Newhart, here's "Ladies and Gentlement, This is Your Captain Speaking."

Speaking of Newhart, I was listening to his skit, "The Uncle Freddie Show," last night. "Today we're adding the name of a new sponsor to our blacklist. We're adding the name of Pops, a new breakfast cereal. And, of course, all the members and boys and girls in good standing in the Uncle Freddie Club, that of course means you can't have Pops for breakfast in the morning, or play with any little boys or girls who do eat Pops." That cracks me up every time. Though it's all in the delivery, I suppose.