Read the shocking story of comic legend Gallagher's latest tale of woe here and here. Gallagher apparently turned violent when waitresses selling alcohol became, in Gallagher's words, "distracting to the magical moments I'm trying to create." And truly, has a better discription of the genius of Gallagher ever been uttered? It's a shame for poor Gallagher, but the true victim here is audience member William Edwin May III, a Gallagher fan for 20 years, who believed, before the assault, that Gallagher is "here to the truth." Amen, brother...now what is he supposed to believe in? Gallagher 2?