Out of Sight, Like a Pumpkin

I would so totally buy Sousaphone Player .

From The Onion archives: Suicide letter full of Simpsons references.

Ingmar Bergman, dead at 89.

Tom Snyder, dead at 71.

Viva Pinata coming to the Nintendo DS. Quite interesting, seeing as Rare, developer of Viva Pinata, is owned by Microsoft. Though as Micr...

Spiderman meets Planned Parenthood. "Spider-Man's getting ready to give kids the real truth about birth control and chew bubble g...

Hello Kitty, Goodbye Dignity. "Attracting the attention of the camera young priest in oneself you are not wrong the shank," inde...

Well, my sister ruined Comic-Con, so I won't go into as much detail as I originally intended (angries up the blood), but I should just n...

Well, it's Wednesday night, preview night of Comic-Con 2007 has concluded, and I'm already exhausted. I think it's going to be...

Barry Bonds home-run scandal somehow becomes feel-good sports story of summer.

Illegal immigrant forgiven by wife and God, puts matter behind him.

Netflix's website seems to have just come back up, after being down since last night. Also, they've cut the prices of several pla...

I've never played Pokemon in my life, but I did enjoy reading Penny Arcade's account of the recent Gamestop Pokemon tournament, and...

Tammy Faye Messner, dead at 65. As a tribute to most people, "Oops! There Comes a Smile" would be infuriatingly upbeat and gli...

Tammy Faye Messner was on Larry King Live Thursday: Obviously, she doesn't look good, but apparently she had gained five pounds since h...

As a rule, I don't shop at WalMart. There's probably a political reason for this; not so much concern for the Ma and Pa merchant, a...

Updates to some recent posts: I went ahead and converted some Lord Buckley clips to MP3, to update my Lord Buckley playlist on Imeem , attac...

Cereal mascots guaranteed not to appeal to children. I would totally buy Klaus Kinski's Froot Loops.

British pagans not amused by giant Homer.

Another hands-on with Wii Fit .